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My birthday is tomorrow.

In 19 hours 56 minutes to say it's at midnight.

Or in 37 hours 24 minutes to go by the birth cerificate.

I will be 32. 4d8. 8d4. 2d16 [that'd be hard to find]

A quart.

I wonder how many people will actually write on my Facebook wall this year. Ten years ago writing on a Facebook wall was a big thing. But now it's almost robotic. I'm blocked until the end of the month because I am the victim of "reportfags".

"Reportfags" are losers and retards led by Alex Joseph Prather and Brendon Urie. Post something like "Brendon Urie is a faggot" on Twitter and you'll get suspended within ten minutes.

It's time to take it back.

Brendon Urie is a faggot. In that I hope someone shoves a broken bottle up his ass and makes him bleed.

Fuck that faggot.

Come at me, 4chan faggots. I will call the FBI on your school shooting plans.

In closing, Amy Lee. Fuck me.

AWPerative, stop masturbating over me. Go outside more. Comcast needs to take your internet away, you morbidly obese loser.

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